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PROLOGUE
In the beginning.....my knowledge of FJRs was limited to only what one could glean from the (paper) pages of Cycle World magazine & the brief spec-sheet-turned-to sentence-format internet bike reviews. I was there when the "new model" & "first look" articles hit the press about the brand new for 2003 Yamaha FJR1300. The paradigm shift in motorcycling thought they produced was unprecedented....full fairing....windshield....shaft drive....hard cases that snap on & off in a single bound...all that with sport bike looks & handling but without sore wrists & back...& from one of the big 4 Japanese brands no less? Naked bikes & dual sports? Surely I had been doing it wrong all this time.....backpacks & bungee cords....endless chain tensioning & mess...neck sore from head bobbing in the wind like a rag doll....the freezing cold! No, there was a better way; that much was clear now. You can adjust the winshield up & down as you ride? The glove box--let alone the very idea of such a thing--locks & unlocks automatically? It might as well have been nuclear powered. It was like building a fire your entire life by rubbing two sticks together only to find out they sold Zippos at the corner store for $0.49. Then too much common sense took over.....FJRs were $1x,xxx. The x's didn't matter. They could all be "0"s; they all could be "9"s, it was like the distance to Mars or to Jupiter; just too far. Besides, I was young...far too young...for what HAD to be an "old mans" bike. I was suppoed to be into CBRs, FZa, Bandits, & ZRXs.
In the years that followed I admired the FJR from afar. I knew they were there. I knew there were some changes from time to time. I knew there were some documented issues here & there. I knew they made one without a real clutch lever. The details never stuck, there was no reason to.....not yet. Hell, I even went & test rode a used one once....& they guy let me...a then 20 something guy....on a then 2-3 year old blue 2005....on a mile of gravel before you hit any pavement. I came with a serious intent to buy, but only if I knew it was the right bike at the right time. On the test ride I knew...I knew I didnt travel the distances worthy of the steed & that the one I was riding wasn't the one I wanted...I wanted one with less miles & less scratches & cosmetic issues...I knew I needed a FJR someday but not now. Slowly the FJR fire burned down to a simmer & I lost touch with them. Years passed; then more than a decade. Eventually I only knew of FJRs as most people know of Corvettes. Everyone can point out in the parade, but not much more.
I've worked on bikes in one way or another my whole life. Eventually it turned into pure entertainment like most people watch TV. I woudl seek out motorcycles just for the sole purpose of rebuilding them for the challenge or learning something new. I did most of my work in the winter when there was nothing else to do. It got to the point where i intentionally sought out a single major project to take on over the course of the winter.
In preparation for winter 2019-2020 I posted a want ad to Craigslist.
"Wanted: motorcycle projects or basket cases. Street or dirt bikes. No Harleys"
After batting away the usual responses of guys wanting me to buy their Sportster for $4-6k or their old KZ1000 for $8-9K one email made me spring to my keyboard like no other......
<paraphrasing>......"I've got an FJR1300 that hasn't ran in 6 years...mice ate the seat....$500."
This guy has to be wrong. A FJR1300? No that's far too new, that's far too cheap! He must mean a much older FJ1200. I'll humor him....
<paraphrasing> "I'm interested, got the keys? Title in your name?" Can you send any pics?
What follows is an account of one man's foray into the FJR world. I am posting it here as a retelling of the story I originally penned on another forum so that you FJR enthusiasts may find some amusement--& hope---in these cold dark months known to many of us here in the upper regions of North America.
Much of the thread will be copied & pasted from my original postings as the project progressed in then real time. I will differentiate those posts with italics. Any supplemental or current information & replies will be posted in normal text. Please note this project has already reached its end---whatever end that may be--so any original questions posed in italics need not be answered here...I was asking the forum audience (not a FJR specific crowd) of the time...not now. I will post updates every now & then to recreate the suspense of the original, but rest assured you will relive the full project at a much faster rate than the first go round. Please note I had never set foot in any FJR specific forum at the time of this project & could not tell you the difference from one Gen to the next. This is an origin story.
In the beginning.....my knowledge of FJRs was limited to only what one could glean from the (paper) pages of Cycle World magazine & the brief spec-sheet-turned-to sentence-format internet bike reviews. I was there when the "new model" & "first look" articles hit the press about the brand new for 2003 Yamaha FJR1300. The paradigm shift in motorcycling thought they produced was unprecedented....full fairing....windshield....shaft drive....hard cases that snap on & off in a single bound...all that with sport bike looks & handling but without sore wrists & back...& from one of the big 4 Japanese brands no less? Naked bikes & dual sports? Surely I had been doing it wrong all this time.....backpacks & bungee cords....endless chain tensioning & mess...neck sore from head bobbing in the wind like a rag doll....the freezing cold! No, there was a better way; that much was clear now. You can adjust the winshield up & down as you ride? The glove box--let alone the very idea of such a thing--locks & unlocks automatically? It might as well have been nuclear powered. It was like building a fire your entire life by rubbing two sticks together only to find out they sold Zippos at the corner store for $0.49. Then too much common sense took over.....FJRs were $1x,xxx. The x's didn't matter. They could all be "0"s; they all could be "9"s, it was like the distance to Mars or to Jupiter; just too far. Besides, I was young...far too young...for what HAD to be an "old mans" bike. I was suppoed to be into CBRs, FZa, Bandits, & ZRXs.
In the years that followed I admired the FJR from afar. I knew they were there. I knew there were some changes from time to time. I knew there were some documented issues here & there. I knew they made one without a real clutch lever. The details never stuck, there was no reason to.....not yet. Hell, I even went & test rode a used one once....& they guy let me...a then 20 something guy....on a then 2-3 year old blue 2005....on a mile of gravel before you hit any pavement. I came with a serious intent to buy, but only if I knew it was the right bike at the right time. On the test ride I knew...I knew I didnt travel the distances worthy of the steed & that the one I was riding wasn't the one I wanted...I wanted one with less miles & less scratches & cosmetic issues...I knew I needed a FJR someday but not now. Slowly the FJR fire burned down to a simmer & I lost touch with them. Years passed; then more than a decade. Eventually I only knew of FJRs as most people know of Corvettes. Everyone can point out in the parade, but not much more.
I've worked on bikes in one way or another my whole life. Eventually it turned into pure entertainment like most people watch TV. I woudl seek out motorcycles just for the sole purpose of rebuilding them for the challenge or learning something new. I did most of my work in the winter when there was nothing else to do. It got to the point where i intentionally sought out a single major project to take on over the course of the winter.
In preparation for winter 2019-2020 I posted a want ad to Craigslist.
"Wanted: motorcycle projects or basket cases. Street or dirt bikes. No Harleys"
After batting away the usual responses of guys wanting me to buy their Sportster for $4-6k or their old KZ1000 for $8-9K one email made me spring to my keyboard like no other......
<paraphrasing>......"I've got an FJR1300 that hasn't ran in 6 years...mice ate the seat....$500."
This guy has to be wrong. A FJR1300? No that's far too new, that's far too cheap! He must mean a much older FJ1200. I'll humor him....
<paraphrasing> "I'm interested, got the keys? Title in your name?" Can you send any pics?
What follows is an account of one man's foray into the FJR world. I am posting it here as a retelling of the story I originally penned on another forum so that you FJR enthusiasts may find some amusement--& hope---in these cold dark months known to many of us here in the upper regions of North America.
Much of the thread will be copied & pasted from my original postings as the project progressed in then real time. I will differentiate those posts with italics. Any supplemental or current information & replies will be posted in normal text. Please note this project has already reached its end---whatever end that may be--so any original questions posed in italics need not be answered here...I was asking the forum audience (not a FJR specific crowd) of the time...not now. I will post updates every now & then to recreate the suspense of the original, but rest assured you will relive the full project at a much faster rate than the first go round. Please note I had never set foot in any FJR specific forum at the time of this project & could not tell you the difference from one Gen to the next. This is an origin story.