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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING $EX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING $EX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

and a how ......

8. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

I'll get my coat now :wink:
 

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Kerry said:
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING $EX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
Or is it because they have to develop a strategy as complex as a moon voyage to gain access?

Kerry said:
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING $EX?
(they don't have enough time)
Or is it because they're asleep and therefore don't have a reason to NOT want to participate?

Kerry said:
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
Or is it because the suiter has to petition the 'egg-holder' at a similar ratio for an opportunity to do so?

Kerry said:
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
Can't argue with that one!

Kerry said:
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
Never stopped me! :D

Kerry said:
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
Or is it that the one fellow looked too content just working in the garden by himself, and since God knew the fellow would screw-up eventually, decided to bless him with someone that wouldn't allow it to go unnoticed?

Kerry said:
7. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
... or pay the credit card bill. :twisted:

Kerry said:
8. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
It's for your own good, you really should know what's under there!

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Good ones. ;)

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Liquidsilver :lol:
 
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