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HE SAID - I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
SHE SAID - You wear pants don't you?

HE SAID - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
SHE SAID - That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit
on the sofa and fart!

HE SAID - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
SHE SAID - Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

HE SAID - How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
SHE SAID - We don't know; it has never happened.

HE SAID - Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
SHE SAID - They already have boyfriends.

SHE SAID - What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
HE SAID - A widow.

HE SAID - Why are married women heavier than single women?
SHE SAID - Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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