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A mother was working in the kitchen
listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the
living room.

She heard the train stop and her son
saying, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the hell off now...
cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are
getting on, get your asses on the
train...cause we're going down the
tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told
her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want
you to go to your room and you are
to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you
come out, you may play with your train
but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of
the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say... "All
passengers, please remember your
things thank you and hope your trip
was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride
with us again soon."

She heard her little darling
continue...

For those of you just boarding,
remember, there is no smoking in the
train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us
today."

As the mother began to smile, the
child added, "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please see the bitch in the kitchen...
 
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