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A lady walks into a chemist and tells the pharmacist she needs some
cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he said, "GOOD GRIEF! -- I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband!
That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in
jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!
Absolutely not, you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at it.
"Well, well, now! You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
 
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