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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a
fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"
"Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a
great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to be happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots
and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband
and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."
 

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Bloated body, wide mouth, bulging eyes.....gives blow jobs but cant cook...



HANG ON A MINUTE !!!



I think I've marri......No...I've said to much.. :roll:
 

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Sherlock, I can only assume the little lady doesn't check this site out. Then again, if a bullfrog can cook why couldn't sheep read? :wink:
 

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She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.
I walk in.
She says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."
I think, 'This is my lucky day,' and give it my all on the kitchen table.
I says afterwards, "What was that all about?"
She says, "The egg timer's broken."
 

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Those would have been very soft boiled eggs :crylarf: Probably hardly even warm.
 

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I'll wait for someone else to follow the link.
I'm afraid of what Sherlock may have waiting there... :shock:
 

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Very safe, and work safe, Clever guy, but I would end up with both legs broke within minutes of giving it a go..

You can trust me !!! :wink: (This Time)
 
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