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A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks. "Well, I can think of one
thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in
South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were
threatening a young woman.


I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I
approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on
the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple of minutes ago."
 
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