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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to
my husband that my breasts were too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?", I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.
I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?".
Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to
my husband that my breasts were too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?", I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.
I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?".
