[pluric]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER


Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to
my husband that my breasts were too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?", I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.

I stopped.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?".

 

[Liquidsilver]

What'd he say when he woke up on the floor with a broken jaw? :crylarf:

 

[david1300]

That optimistic to think that he woke up. I heard the funeral was held Tuesday last week :ale: