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Who thinks these things up?


Subject: SIGNS



Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to
the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at a St. Pete Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
 

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pluric said:
At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to
the right place."
There ya go Gr8eyes, your billboard creative is ready! :p

:)
 

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Outside a bike shop in Oregon

"Your wife called, she said yes!"

My wife saw that one on vacation and had to go back to her car to get the camera & get a pic for me.
 

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Tony said:
Outside a bike shop in Oregon

"Your wife called, she said yes!"
Now there's another one for you, Glenn (in our hopes and dreams)
 
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