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One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind

"My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery,"
Mike replies.

There's a diagnostic computer at Asda. Just give it a urine sample
and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to
do about it.

It takes ten seconds and only costs five pounds

.....a lot quicker and better than a doctor".

So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and
takes it to Asda.

He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for
the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot
and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water
and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks".

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology
was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,
urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Jack hurried back to Asda, eager to check what would happen. He Deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and
awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better...
......thank you for shopping at Asda
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