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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in the high street.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, “Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?”

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi [email protected]$tard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So I called him a stinking piece of dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for twenty minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn’t give a sh!t. I came into town on the bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now I’m retired. It’s important at my age!!
 
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