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The Blonde's Year in Review

January

Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

February

Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit
into the typewriter.

March

Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months
because the box said "2-4 years."

April

Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

May

Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packet thingy's.

June

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find
a lake with a slope.

July

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained
to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August

Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their
locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

September

When asked what the capital of California was - answered
"C".

October

Decided she hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel and
there were too many W's in the bag.

November

Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 days because the instructions
said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.

December

House burned down. Couldn't call 9-11 because there was no
"11" on any phone.
 
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