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The Blonde's Year in Review
January
Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
February
Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit
into the typewriter.
March
Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months
because the box said "2-4 years."
April
Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
May
Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packet thingy's.
June
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find
a lake with a slope.
July
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained
to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.
August
Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their
locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.
September
When asked what the capital of California was - answered
"C".
October
Decided she hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel and
there were too many W's in the bag.
November
Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 days because the instructions
said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.
December
House burned down. Couldn't call 9-11 because there was no
"11" on any phone.
January
Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
February
Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit
into the typewriter.
March
Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months
because the box said "2-4 years."
April
Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
May
Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packet thingy's.
June
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find
a lake with a slope.
July
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained
to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.
August
Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their
locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.
September
When asked what the capital of California was - answered
"C".
October
Decided she hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel and
there were too many W's in the bag.
November
Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 days because the instructions
said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.
December
House burned down. Couldn't call 9-11 because there was no
"11" on any phone.
