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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.

2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call
her the Government.

3. We're here to take care of your needs, so
we'll call you the People.

4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.

"Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."

So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking
about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother
crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that
the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So, the little boy goes to his parent's room
and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to
wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the
door locked, He looks in the keyhole and finds his
father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes
back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his
father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of
politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your
own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is
screwing the Working Class, while the Government is
sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the
Future is in the crapper."
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