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> Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.
> It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
>
> Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!"
> Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
>
> "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.
> "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red
wine!"
> She smiles and they start kissing.
>
> Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me
lower."
>
> Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours

> it on her breasts.
>
> "Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.
> "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white
> wine!"
>
> She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things
> really steam up.
>
> Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much
lower!"
>
> Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it
> in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.
>
> Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep,
> Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously,
"PIERRE,
> WHAT IN THE F#@K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"
>
> Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly,

"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"
>
>
 
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