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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad,
what is the difference between potentially and
realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go
ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then,
ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn
from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The
mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really
use that money to fix up the house and send you kids
to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? " The girl
replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep
with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of
course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a
million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then
went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you
find out the difference between potentially and
realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are
sitting on three million dollars, but realistically,
we're living with two hookers and a ****."
 
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