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A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes
off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde
walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly
and says: "Sir, did you call for me?"

Bob replies "No, what do you mean"

She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here
that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she
then leads him to the side of a pool, lies down on a towel by the side
of a pool, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way
with her.

Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits
down, and farts. Within a few moments a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him.

The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No,
what do you mean"

The Huge Man says: "You must be new here, it is a rule that when
you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him. Bob rushes back to the colony office.

The smiling naked receptionist greets him: "May I help you?"

Bob says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500
joining fee."

Receptionist:"But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you
only saw a small fraction of our facilities..."

Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on once
a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."
 
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