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The old couple, in their nineties are worried about their memory, so they go off to the doctors to get checked out.
The doc says your in very good shape for your age,and if your worried about forgetting things just write it down.
That evening they sit watching telly and she says"I really fancy A bowl of ice cream.
"I'll get it for you" he says and slowly walks toward the kitchen
"you'd better write it down" she says
"I can remember ice cream "
"I want strawberries, you'd better write it down"!
"Ice cream and strawberries I can remember that"
"I want whipped cream as well, you'd better write it down"
(angrily) "I can remember, ice cream, strawberries and whipped cream"
He's in the kitchen for about half an hour and then presents her with a plate of eggs and bacon.
she looks at the plate for a while and says "wheres my toast
 

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Three old men are out walking
The first one says "windy today isn't it?"
The second one says "No it's Thursday"
The third one says " yep so am I lets go get a pint"
 

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There was a man who worked for the Post Office... whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses .One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:

Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds,he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day,all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went. A few days later,another letter came from the old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read:

Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing. It must have been those thieving fukcers at the Post Office.
Sincerely, Edna
 
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