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A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"
St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South
Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone
bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I
directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't
listen. So, I approached the largest and most
heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and
threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off
biker boy or you'll answer to me!

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago."
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