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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize
the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him

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Bit late last night to tell you an old joke of mine. Not dissimular to that.

MrMrs Alien arrive on Earth , they decide in an atempt to mix with humans and decided they would go to a swinging party. You know , wife swap etc.
Though at first those at the party were a bit shocked to see them , one earth couple decided they would pair off. Mr Alien with Mrs Earth visa versa.

The Mr Alien droped his space suite in front of Mrs Earth .
"Not very big is it" She said , looking at his little dick.
He twited his nose and his dick got longer and longer.
" Christ stop, that's long enough. Not very thick is it"
He pulled his ears and it got thicker and thicker.
"Wow , thats enough.

When Mrs Earth got home next morning to Mr Earth, she started going on about a incredible nights sex she had, had with Mr Alien.
"How was your night with Mrs Alein, then dear? "

"Waste of bloody time. All that stupid Alien woman did was twist my nose and pull my ears all night"
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