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Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99
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Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
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Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
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Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bull**** artist.
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Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
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Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
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Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
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Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
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Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
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Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica ... ooh, let's not go there, either.
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Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary ... basically the same thing.
 
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