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A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told
her they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of
the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts,"
she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised
to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her husband
when
he came home.

He didn't believe her so she said: "Next week I'll leave a gap in the
curtains so that you can see for yourself."
The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife
asked: "Do you shave?"

"No," said the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there.
Do you have hairs?"

"Oh yes," said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff.

When the husband got back in she asked:

"Did you see?"

"Yes," he said. "But why the f**k did you have to show her yours?"

"Why," she said. "You've seen it all before."

"I know," he said, "but the f**king darts team hadn't
 
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