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A teacher asks her class to use the word ' contagious '.
Jeremy the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the Measles and my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Jeremy" says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Ingham, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Ingham" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Darren jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious".
Jeremy the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the Measles and my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Jeremy" says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Ingham, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Ingham" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Darren jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious".
