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Schizophrenia - Do you hear what I hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder - We three kings disoriented are

Amnesia - I don't know if I'll be home for Christmas

Narcissistic - Hark, the herald angels sing about me

Manic - Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and . . .

Paranoid - Santa Claus is coming to get me

Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of roasting on an open fire

Personality Disorder - You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . . .

Agoraphobia - I heard the bells on Christmas Day but wouldn't leave my house

Autistic - Jingle Bell Rock and rock and rock and rock . . .

Senile Dementia - Walking in a winter wonderland miles from my house in my slippers and robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus so I burned down the house

Social Anxiety Disorder - Have yourself a merry little Christmas while I sit here and hyperventilate.
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