"CHINESE SICK LEAVE - I NO COME TO WORK TODAY"
Hung Chow calls into work and said, "Hey Boss, I no come to work today.
I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache, legs hurts.
No come to work today.
The Boss replied. "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like that I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow called again. "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."