A group of four boys all brothers and their dogs were taking a break from playing. A priest walking by stopped and started aking the boys their name and the name of their dogs. The first boy says my name is Mathew and my dogs name is Spot. The second says my name is Mark and my dog is Rover. the third says my is Luke and my dog is Snickers. Before the fourth boy could speak the priest then says let me guess you all are named after the gosple writers so your name must be John and the boy says yes and tell the priest that his dog's name is Porkey. And the priest asks is that because your dog is so fat. The little boy says no he like to f**k pigs.