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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very
depressed because he had loved to play guitar and do a lot of things
that took two arms.

One day he had had it. He decided to commit suicide.
He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping
along, whistling and kicking up his heels.
He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all. He started
thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have
one good arm to do things with.

There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and
going on with his life.
He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms and told him
how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt
ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for
saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could
go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his
heels again.
He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

He replied: .. Happy? "I'm NOT happy; my ass itches.
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