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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then", he said with a deep sigh let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box

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There's a hollerin' and a yelpin' with joy from the apartment accross the hall, so Joe pops out to see what's going on. Two blondes are whooping it up, because they have just completed a jigsaw puzzle. "Look at it" says one, " a picture of a pony".

"So why are you so happy", says Joe.

"Well", says the second blonde, "we've been working on this since Christmas the year before last, and at last it's done."

"That's 18 months" says Joe.

"Yes" gasps the blonde "aren't we good. The box says 4 to 6 years!"
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