WOW! Tough crowd! WAY to serious! Y'all need to grow a funny bone (or some kind'a bone).
We've been married for 40+ years, and she still rides with me occasionally. We both got a chuckle out of most of your replies. The only part she didn't find humorous, was the 200 lb. part (she goes about a buck 'n a half). I told her the seat weighs 50 lb. and nobody better tell her any different.
All I can figure is you're wives must monitor your internet use...
~Yeah, I'm a Boomer. You got a problem with that?!~
2007 FJR AE QuickSilver "The Quickest Color"
1999 XL1200 Sportster "Heritage Custom"
1976 Kawasaki KZ900 "the cow-Wee!" (sold)
1973 Yamaha RD350 "SMOKE'N!" (sold)
1970 MGB "the Wondermobile" Wonder if it'll start? Wonder if it'll stop? Wonder if it'll get me home?