Hit, Lift and Run
I always park my bike at work on the center stand in a triangle spot at the corner of the building between the front and side parking.
Before lunch I noticed it was on the side stand. I put it back on the center stand and wondered. Was someone messing with me or just trying it out and couldn't put it back on the center stand?
Then when I leave to go home, I see the right mirror pushed back and it hits me what happened. Someone hit my bike, knocked it over, stood it back up and left the scene.
I go into full CSI mode and find a black mark on the left saddlebag where the bike was struck. A gouge in the asphalt where the right mirror base hit. Scratches on the mirror, upper fairing, brake lever, frame slider, foot peg and saddle bag.
On the bright side, there's only cosmetic damage and nothing broken.
DAN THE PARTS MAN