Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Melton Mowbray UK
Any one fancy a Skegness meet and greet
Well as the title says, good old Skegness, the meca of the Midlands, Lincon's answer to Ibiza, where the sun shine's 365 days of the year, the sand it warm clean and as inviting as a warm duvet on a cold night all the females are 19 size 8 and topless and your mrs says, "go and talk to her, your on your holiday", speed camera's are a myth and the police just love biker's and say things like" you little rascle, doing 60 in a 40 now be on your way" with a smile on there face's
Ok reality check
Its cold and wet and windy, the beach it full of donkey dung, every one is size 18 and over, and the only place you see boobs is on a post card. Speed camera's are every where and the police cant wait to stop the naughty biker's and take some of there well earned cash, impound there bike and remover there driving licence's
But we are the BRITS, hard as nails, stiff upper lips, if Jerry could not dampen our spiits, well then none of the above gets under our skin, so bring it all on say i and lets meet for a cuppa and a bacon buttie.
I'm free August 4th to the 9th any one up for it??????