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#1 ·
Why am I so Tired ?

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of
sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure
from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or
anything else I could think of.

But now I found out the real reason:

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:

The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
government.

Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with
killing Saddam Hussein.

Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work
for state and ! city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in
hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer,
reading jokes.

Nice, real nice.
 
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#3 ·
pluric -

It's just you, and since I recently joined the 140 million, I need you to keep working. :lol:

I guess what I really need is the employee's of ITT to keep working and feeding my pension for the next 30+ years. After all, I spent 36+ years helping the "cause". :wink:
 
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