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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-30-2018, 07:28 PM Thread Starter
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Don't break into peoples houses.

A burglar was quietly canvassing a house he had broken into, when he heard a voice say. "Jesus is going to get you". "Who said that" he said. "I did" said a voice, so he carefully shined his small flashlight in the direction of the voice and saw a large cage with a parrot in it. "Who are you" he said. "My name is Moses" said the parrot. "What kind of stupid people name a parrot Moses" says the burglar. "The same kind of people who named the Rottweiler Jesus" says the parrot.

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I'd be More afraid of the “John Moses Browning” staying there !
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LOL! Both of you provide good answers!
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