High-G FJR Junkie!
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Asheboro, NC, USA
Folks that have been married for a long time, you know what I mean: often things just pop out of the pie hole so quickly that, well, it happens. My wife and I have running gags that never fail to make us giggle, even decades later, from such episodes. True story:
At 5'4", 110 lbs my wife was having a particularly difficult time getting into my Ford F150 4x4 one slippery day. When she finally got plopped down in the seat she said something about her "old, fat ass." Being the dutiful husband I promptly replied, "honey, you're not old!" I instantly realized that given the choice between "old ass" and "fat ass" one should always choose the former.
So now, after all these years, when she complains (as wimmins often do) about putting on a little weight I just smile and say, "honey, you're not old."
So, fellas, got any stories like that?
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