Pick up line
Here is a good pick up line.
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him,
looked him straight in the eye and said,
'Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere,
your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,
sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . .
It doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
''No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?'