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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-20-2008, 01:50 PM Thread Starter
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Pick up line

Here is a good pick up line.

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him,
looked him straight in the eye and said,
'Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere,
your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,
sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . .
It doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,

''No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?'
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